Would you rather humans go to the moon again or go to mars?

Would you rather never get angry or never be envious?

Would you rather have free Wi-Fi wherever you go or be able to drink unlimited free coffee at any coffee shop?

Would you rather be compelled to high five everyone you meet or be compelled to give wedgies to anyone in a green shirt?

Would you rather live in a house with see-through walls in a city or in the same see-though house but in the middle of a forest far from civilization?

Would you rather take amazing selfies but all of your other pictures are horrible or take breathtaking photographs of anything but yourself?

Would you rather use a push lawn mower with a bar that is far too high or far too low?

Would you rather be able to dodge anything no matter how fast it’s moving or be able ask any three questions and have them answered accurately?

Would you rather live on the beach or in a cabin in the woods?

Would you rather lose your left hand or right foot?

Would you rather face your fears or forget that you have them?

Would you rather be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

Would you rather live in a utopia as a normal person or in a dystopia but you are the supreme ruler?

Would you rather snitch on your best friend for a crime they committed or go to jail for the crime they committed?

Would you rather have everything on your phone right now (browsing history, photos, etc.) made public to anyone who Google’s you name or never use a cell phone again?

Would you rather eat a box of dry spaghetti noodles or a cup of uncooked rice?

Would you rather wake up as a new random person every year and have full control of them for the whole year or once a week spend a day inside a stranger without having any control of them?

Would you rather be born again in a totally different life or born again with all the knowledge you have now?

Would you rather be forced to kill a kitten or kill a puppy?

Would you rather be lost in a bad part of town or lost in the forest?

Would you rather never get a paper cut again or never get something stuck in your eye again?

Would you rather randomly time travel +/- 20 years every time you fart or teleport to a different place on earth (on land, not water) every time you sneeze?

Would you rather the aliens that make first contact be robotic or organic?

Would you rather be famous but ridiculed or be just a normal person?

Would you rather be an amazing virtuoso at any instrument but only if you play naked or be able to speak any language but only if close your eyes and dance while you are doing it?

Would you rather have a flying carpet or a car that can drive underwater?

Would you rather be an amazing artist but not be able to see any of the art you created or be an amazing musician but not be able to hear any of the music you create?

Would you rather there be a perpetual water balloon war going on in your city / town or a perpetual food fight?

Would you rather find five dollars on the ground or find all of your missing socks?

Would you rather never have another embarrassing fall in public or never feel the need to pass gas in public again?

Would you rather be able to talk to land animals, animals that fly, or animals that live under the water?

Would you rather lose your best friend or all of your friends except for your best friend?

Would you rather it be impossible for you to be woken up for 11 straight hours every day but you wake up feeling amazing or you can be woken up normally but never feel totally rested?

Would you rather wake up every morning with a new hundred-dollar bill in your pocket but not know where it came from or wake up every morning with a new fifty-dollar bill in your pocket and know where it comes from?

Would you rather everything you dream each night come true when you wake up or everything a randomly chosen person dreams each night come true when they wake up?

Would you rather get 5 dollars for every song you sang in public or 50 dollars for every stranger you kiss?

Would you rather have a boomerang that would find and kill any one person of your choosing, anywhere in the world, but can only be used once or a boomerang that always returns to you with one dollar?

Would you rather have every cat or dog that gets lost end up at your house or everyone’s clothes that they forget in the dryer get teleported to your house?

Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again or never get another cold?

Would you rather have to fart loudly once, every time you have a serious conversation or have to burp after every kiss?

Would you rather know how above or below average you are at everything or know how above or below average people are at one skill / talent just by looking at them?

Would you rather know the uncomfortable truth of the world or believe a comforting lie?

Would you rather blink at twice the normal rate or not be able to blink for 5 minutes but then have to close your eyes for 10 seconds every 5 minutes?

Would you rather have a cute well behaved child that stays at an age of your choosing for their entire life or a child that develops from a baby to 18 years old in 2 years and then ages normally?

Would you rather it never stops snowing (the snow never piles up) or never stops raining (the rain never causes floods)?

Would you rather have a bottomless box of Legos or a bottomless gas tank?

Would you rather all conspiracy theories be true or live in a world where no leaders really know what they are doing?

Would you rather all plants scream when you cut them / pick their fruit or animals beg for their lives before they are killed?

Would you rather wake up each morning to find that a random animal appendage has replaced your non dominant arm or permanently replace your bottom half with an animal bottom of your choice?

Would you rather every shirt you ever wear to be kind of itchy or only be able to use 1 ply toilet paper?

Would you rather not be able to see any colors or have mild but constant tinnitus (ringing in the ears)?

Would you rather go bald or be forever cursed to have terrible haircuts?

Would you rather never be able to leave your own country or never be able to fly in an airplane?

Would you rather fight for a cause you believe in but doubt will succeed or fight for a cause that you only partially believe in but have a high chance of your cause succeeding?

Would you rather have no fingers or no elbows?

Would you rather have edible spaghetti hair that regrows every night or sweat maple syrup?

Would you rather have everything in your house perfectly organized by a professional or have a professional event company throw the best party you’ve ever been to, in your honor?

Would you rather have one nipple or two belly buttons?

Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?

Would you rather never have a toilet clog on you again or never have the power go out again?

Would you rather have all traffic lights you approach be green or never have to stand in line again?

Would you rather have all of your clothes fit perfectly or have the most comfortable pillow, blankets, and sheets in existence?

Would you rather wake up in the middle of an unknown desert or wake up in a row boat on an unknown body of water?

Would you rather be famous for inventing a deadly new weapon or invent something that helps the world but someone else gets all the credit for inventing it?

Would you rather 5% of the population have telepathy or 5% of the population have telekinesis? You are not part of the 5% that has telepathy or telekinesis.

Would you rather earbuds and headphones never sit right on / in your ears or have all music either slightly too quiet or slightly too loud?

Would you rather always have a great body for your entire life but have slightly below average intelligence or have a mediocre body for your entire life but be slightly above average in intelligence?

Would you rather become twice as strong when both of your fingers are stuck in your ears or crawl twice as fast as you can run?

Would you rather be in debt for $100,000 or never be able to make more than $3,500 a month?

Would you rather be the best in the world at climbing trees or the best in the world at jumping rope?

Would you rather live in a giant desert or a giant dessert?

Would you rather have everything you draw become real but be terrible at drawing or be able to fly but only as fast as you can walk?

Would you rather have a map that shows you the location of anything you want to find and can be used again and again but has a margin of error of up to a mile or a device that allows you to find the location of anything you want with incredible accuracy but can only be used three times?

Would you rather never run out of battery power for whatever phone and tablet you own or always have free Wi-Fi wherever you go?

Would you rather live until you are 200 but look like you are 200 the whole time even though you are healthy or look like you are 25 all the way until you die at age 65?

Would you rather 20 butterflies instantly appear from nowhere every time you cough or 100 butterflies die somewhere in the world every time you cough?