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I am a professional jelly bean juggler, and am available for parties. In my free time, I teach Braille to blind grizzly bears, and volunteer building ant hills for underprivileged colonies. I want to eat all of the cookies. I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop and I'm…
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