BUILD-A-BRO & BUILD-A-BITCH
-SVA Design Department-
A product designed to solve loneliness in a dystopian future.
Keep in a cold environment.
WARNING! ATTENTION! WAARSCHUWING!警告!
INCASE OF PSYCHOSIS USE THE FAIL SAFE BUTTON IN YOUR “BUILD-A-BRO” APP OR CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY.
YOUR “BRO” IS A SPECIALIZED CLONED HUMAN WHICH MEANS IT WILL NEED SLEEP AND SUSTAINANCE IN ORDER FOR IT TO FUNCTION PROPERLY. DO NOT LET YOUR “BRO” OPERATE MORE THAN 24 HOURS WITHOUT EATING OR SLEEPING. YOUR “BRO” MAY EXPERIENCE HALUCINATION, DIZZINESS, DISORIENTATION, AND NAUSSEA FOR THE FIRST WEEK UPON WAKING UP FROM HIBERNATION. IF YOUR BRO EXPERIENCES THESE FOR MORE THAN A WEEK PLEASE CALL 1-800-444-4444 FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GET IMPREGNATED OR IMPREGNATE BY YOUR “BRO” OR YOUT “BITCH” -THIS IS PUNISHABLE BY LAW.
THANK YOU!
