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Next Up: Repealing the Tax on Steam-Powered Cotton Gins

If It Helps Land the Spite, Elf, and Gnome Convention, It’ll Be a Bargain

Justice Was Overserved

If Funding Falls Through, Plan B Is to Tell Her to Shut Up

It’s the New Three R’s: Readin’, Ritin’, and Riot Control

When It Comes to Conservation, They Go For Broke

Payback’s a Glitch

Also, Everyone Reading This Item Is Ordered to Forget It Forthwith

Hypothesis: Our Asses Are Going to Jail If We Don’t Come Up With a Quick Excuse

Suggested New Name: The Nolan Ryan Return to Cinder Grill

They’re Sorry, They Did as Bastard They Could

To Protect and to Serve Up Your ID on a Silver Platter

Texas Monthly Commissions

Published: June 25th 2015

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