Packaging for the Andromeda galaxy
Andromeda - "Andromeda is an SA(s)B galaxy located in the Virgo Supercluster. Formed from the collision of two protogalaxies 10 billion years ago, its current size is estimated at 1.23×1012 solar masses. Andromeda contains over 1 trillion stars and spans a distance of 100kly. It is currently projected to collide with the nearby Milky Way galaxy in 3.75 billion years, effectively terminating any life forms dependent on material host bodies. It is home to a range of highly advanced civilizations, including Zeta Reticulans and a strain of sentient blancmanges."
In need of a new dominion to rule over? Or perhaps you’re searching for a quiet place to settle down? Why settle for a planet when you could own an entire galaxy? Whether looking to start an interstellar empire or simply want to be very alone, Andromeda is a galaxy far far away from its nearest neighbors and guarantees a fresh start.
Packaging for the planet Neptune
For the trans-dimensional being who has everything.
Picture yourself in a ship on a jet stream, cruising at Mach II below the swirling ultramarine maelstrom of Neptune’s Great Dark Spot. With its secluded location and tranquil color, Neptune is the perfect planet for those seeking to get away from it all. As temperatures range from –218°C to 5,000°C, nothing can pass through the planet’s atmosphere without plasma shielding, ensuring that no lower lifeforms will disturb you. The near supersonic winds are perfect for energy farming, hypersurfing, or just keeping your enemies at bay. So whether you’re in need of a planetary fortress or simply need a new vacation home, Neptune is the planet for you.
Neptune - "The eighth satellite in the Sol system, Neptune is a gaseous planet composed primarily of hydrogen and helium, with traces of hydrocarbons and nitrogen. It has a mass of 1.0243×1026 kg, and it is the densest planet in its system. It is host to exceedingly severe storm systems visible from space, with windspeeds that nearly break the sound barrier. Neptune also has 13 satellites, and its smallest moon is believed to actually be a space station. Its notably blue hue is due to traces of methane gases in its upper atmosphere, the remnant of a failed terraforming experiment by Yakashians. The surrounding planets are noticeably void of any advanced lifeforms, with the sole exception of several cetacean species that inhabit the salt oceans of Gaia."
