I wonder I wonder, do you know what I wonder, Miss? 
Oh, what is it I wonder? 
sailor:  I'm the cool sailor, the nice-guy genius Cassanova!

sailor:  The incomparable Playboy Fisherman! 
fish1:  My! 
fish2:  How wonderful! 
fish3:  I can't move! 
fish1:  Boil me! 
fish2:  Broil me! 
fish3:  Slice me! 
fish3:  Make me into sashimi! 
sailor:  Hah, all fish are like that. 
sailor:  All fish exist for me to use. 
sailor:  I don't mean to brag, but there's no fish I couldn't catch. 
fish:  Wow, is that so? 
sailor:  All the fish in the sea are at my beck and call. 
sailor:  Oh, I caught another. 
sailor:  What's this? It's not doing what I want it to. 
sailor:  Is this some new breed of fish? This's never happened before! 
sailor:  What the hell are you- 
mermaid:  Shh. I'm a "koi" [Japanese for "goldfish", and for "love"]. 
sailor:  How could a koi be in the ocean?! 
I wonder I wonder, do you know what I wonder?