"We have a very special product here, so let's give it up for their brilliant designer!"
"The Canadian sensation himself, Justin Bieber!"
*Camera bulbs flashing, lights shining*
"Made out of fine corinthian leather, the new Belieber™brand thongs will give you support where you need it most!"
"Only 59.95 folks! And if you call in the next 15 minutes, you'll receive a pair pre-worn by Bieber himself!"
"...and here's the first pair!"
