This is a children's book that makes it easy for children to understand and remember capital letters and
corresponding animal words through pictures of farting animals and witty sentences.
A is for Alligator
Alligators live in rivers….their teeth and farts will give you shivers.
B is for Bear
Bears love honey…their roaring loud farts certainly aren't funny.
C is for Cat
Cats are cuddly and cute but sneaky too, when they fart they blame you.
Cats are cuddly and cute but sneaky too, when they fart they blame you.
D is for Dog
Dogs are friendly and fun yet their farts will make you run.
Dogs are friendly and fun yet their farts will make you run.
E is for Elk
Elks are actually really big deer.They fart to make other animals run in fear.
Elks are actually really big deer.They fart to make other animals run in fear.
F is for Frog
Frogs hang out on lily pads and eat flies, which they catch by using farts to knock them out of the skies.
Frogs hang out on lily pads and eat flies, which they catch by using farts to knock them out of the skies.
G is for Goat
Goats bah and eat anything which means when it comes to stinky farts they're king!
Goats bah and eat anything which means when it comes to stinky farts they're king!
H is for Hippo
Hippos so large when they eat legumes their toots are more like sonic booms.
Hippos so large when they eat legumes their toots are more like sonic booms.
l is for lguana
lguanas are tiny and green, they fart so often they have bad hygiene.
lguanas are tiny and green, they fart so often they have bad hygiene.
J is for Jackal
Jackals look a lot like dogs, but their huge farts make them smell like hogs.
Jackals look a lot like dogs, but their huge farts make them smell like hogs.
K is for Komodo Dragon
Not many lizards are bigger than the Komodo Dragon with farts so strong they can power a wagon.
Not many lizards are bigger than the Komodo Dragon with farts so strong they can power a wagon.
L is for Lion
The kings of the jungle, they fart when their tummies rumble.
The kings of the jungle, they fart when their tummies rumble.
M is for Moose
Moose have large horns that are quiet, but their farts can cause a riot.
Moose have large horns that are quiet, but their farts can cause a riot.
N is for Nighthawk
Nighthawks fly day and night, they just love to fart from above.
Nighthawks fly day and night, they just love to fart from above.
O is for Owl
Owls go “who who” and are wise their farts bring tears to your eyes.
Owls go “who who” and are wise their farts bring tears to your eyes.
P is for Penguin
Penguins look like they are wearing formal suits but they leak “gas” that really pollutes.
Penguins look like they are wearing formal suits but they leak “gas” that really pollutes.
Q is for Quail
Aren’t many birds smaller than the quail still their farts can stop a whale.
Aren’t many birds smaller than the quail still their farts can stop a whale.
R is for Rabbit
Rabbits are quick and have tails like cotton their farts smell like eggs that are rotten.
Rabbits are quick and have tails like cotton their farts smell like eggs that are rotten.
S is for Snake
Snakes slither across the ground leaving farts all around.
Snakes slither across the ground leaving farts all around.
T is for Tiger
Tigers have sharp claws, but it's their flatulence that really awes!
Tigers have sharp claws, but it's their flatulence that really awes!
U is for Umbrellabird
Umbrella Birds are always ready for rain, farts relieve their tummy pain.
Umbrella Birds are always ready for rain, farts relieve their tummy pain.
V is for Vulture
Vultures lurk high up in trees for some reason they always fart in threes.
Vultures lurk high up in trees for some reason they always fart in threes.
W is for Walrus
Walrus are large and round their farts make a “bluuuffffffff” sound.
Walrus are large and round their farts make a “bluuuffffffff” sound.
X is for X-Ray Tetra
X-Ray Tetras are a fish you can see through its trouble when their farts make the water bubble.
X-Ray Tetras are a fish you can see through its trouble when their farts make the water bubble.
Y is for Yak
Yaks eat a lot of grass, that must be what gives them such stinky gas.
Yaks eat a lot of grass, that must be what gives them such stinky gas.
Z is for Zebra
Zebras have black and white stripes when their farts are wet they use leaves for wipes.
Zebras have black and white stripes when their farts are wet they use leaves for wipes.
